Return of the King (hoho, that's me)

So I'm currently at the Taoyuan airport. Taoyuan seriously sounds like..........WOW okay my whole life is a lie. I wanted to say Taoyuan sounds like "annoying" in Chinese, but I didn't know how to type it in Chinese characters so I Google translated it...and like I just found out that it's not "tao ren"...it's "nao ren." My life is a lie. How/好恼人. Hohoho, get my play on words/sounds/phonetics? How sounds like "好"...okay now that I explained it, it probably isn't funny at all. :( But I don't even know if that's grammatically correct because in Taiwan, they keep saying 很 instead of 好. Ja. I also learned that I don't know how to say "How much is it?" in Chinese. I keep saying (b/c I still do >_>) "Ji kuai qian?" when it's suppose to be "是多少/shi duo shou?" *Sadness* Anywhoooo, hopefully when I get back to "Beautiful country"/America, I will update a weeks worth of blogging because right now, I'm too lazy. I really hope that laziness doesn't fly back to America with me. Gosh, I'm just filled with wit today. Yeah, also, my last two posts of my Taiwan experience will be featuring my exploration of Taipei in the span of two days. It shall be titled: "How to get 胖胖 in 2 days Part 1 & 2." "胖胖" translates to...I'll use its euphemism, plump. Yep, "How to get plump in 2 days Part 1 & 2." I guarantee it works, or your money back. Life time warranty yo. Trust.

Okay, time to visit the squat before I board ze plane. Peace.

Er, the line is freaking long. I shall continue rambling. :D So I found this ridiculously entertaining as I was ordering my last meal in Taiwan at the airport.